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Narrator: Once upon a time there was a little boy who got bullied a lot. So he grew up and decided that he would rule over everyone via some great rings (yadda yadda) *Sauron enters and appears to be an oversized, bright yellow mop- he shows off his shiny ring* Sauron: MUHAHAHA! I am the fairest of them all Narrator: No one liked that idea very much- so before you know it… Suddenly, there was a war. *Lots of elves, men and orcs at war. Elrond is standing there looking pissy in a pink fluffy dressing gown, complete with slippers, nightcap and parasol?!?* Narrator:  Sauron has the ring and therefore- absolute power and therefore- is whacki